{"id":4222,"date":"2020-08-01T11:14:28","date_gmt":"2020-08-01T11:14:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/2020\/08\/01\/droles-de-numeros\/"},"modified":"2020-08-01T11:14:28","modified_gmt":"2020-08-01T11:14:28","slug":"droles-de-numeros","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/2020\/08\/01\/droles-de-numeros\/","title":{"rendered":"Dr\u00f4les de num\u00e9ros"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"pdfprnt-buttons pdfprnt-buttons-post pdfprnt-top-right\"><a href=\"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4222?print=pdf\" class=\"pdfprnt-button pdfprnt-button-pdf\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/wp-content\/plugins\/pdf-print\/images\/pdf.png\" alt=\"image_pdf\" title=\"Afficher le PDF\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4222?print=print\" class=\"pdfprnt-button pdfprnt-button-print\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/wp-content\/plugins\/pdf-print\/images\/print.png\" alt=\"image_print\" title=\"Contenu imprim\u00e9\"><\/a><\/div><div align=\"justify\">\n<p>Les P.T.T. ont r\u00e9cem\u00adment lan\u00adc\u00e9 une inno\u00adva\u00adtion sur le mar\u00adch\u00e9&nbsp;: celle de la trans\u00adfor\u00adma\u00adtion des noms des d\u00e9par\u00adte\u00adments par des chiffres. Les C\u00f4tes-du-Nord deve\u00adnaient 22, les Bouches-du-Rh\u00f4ne deve\u00adnaient 13, etc. Quant aux d\u00e9par\u00adte\u00adments de l\u2019ancienne Seine-et-Oise pour les\u00adquels (en dehors de l\u2019horrible Seine-Saint-Denis) on avait trou\u00adv\u00e9 des noms agr\u00e9ables et cham\u00adp\u00eatres, ils deve\u00adnaient vul\u00adgai\u00adre\u00adment pour les P.T.T. 92, 93, 94, 95,&nbsp;etc.<\/p>\n<p>Une \u00e9mis\u00adsion de t\u00e9l\u00e9\u00advi\u00adsion explique aux popu\u00adla\u00adtions \u00e9bau\u00adbies que, sous peine de voir leurs ch\u00e8res mis\u00adsives retar\u00add\u00e9es dans leur ache\u00admi\u00adne\u00adment, elles \u00e9taient tenues d\u2019\u00e9crire d\u00e9sor\u00admais le num\u00e9\u00adro du d\u00e9par\u00adte\u00adment avant la ville. On ne nous mena\u00ad\u00e7ait pas encore de sanc\u00adtions et dans ces condi\u00adtions, on pou\u00advait accep\u00adter cette imma\u00adtri\u00adcu\u00adla\u00adtion qui avait d\u2019ailleurs par\u00adfois de l\u2019humour puisqu\u2019elle nous for\u00ad\u00e7ait \u00e0 \u00e9crire&nbsp;: M.&nbsp;Machin, 22 \u2013 Lamballe.<\/p>\n<p>Mais alors que&nbsp;; fina\u00adle\u00adment, seules les Postes nous deman\u00addaient cette modi\u00adfi\u00adca\u00adtion, on vit le bon peuple en remettre, il suf\u00adfit pour s\u2019en assu\u00adrer, de lire le car\u00adnet du jour du <em>Figa\u00adro<\/em> o\u00f9 l\u2019on ne demande rien \u00e0 per\u00adsonne et o\u00f9 l\u2019on voit de braves gens s\u2019empresser de nous faire savoir que leur gen\u00adtil\u00adhom\u00admi\u00e8re de Bos\u00adgu\u00e9\u00adrard de Mar\u00adcou\u00adville est dans le 27 et que leur vieille grand-m\u00e8re vient de s\u2019\u00e9teindre, munie des sacre\u00adments de l\u2019\u00c9glise et entou\u00adr\u00e9e de l\u2019affection de ses 108 petits-enfants, \u00e0 86 Saint-G\u00e9orges-les-Baillargeaux.<\/p>\n<p>Cela est assez grave. Aucun imp\u00e9\u00adra\u00adtif de \u00ab&nbsp;machi\u00adne\u00adrie&nbsp;\u00bb n\u2019oblige en effet \u00e0 cela, mais le monde a tel\u00adle\u00adment pris l\u2019habitude de se clas\u00adser sous un num\u00e9\u00adro d\u2019ordre (s\u00e9cu\u00adri\u00adt\u00e9 sociale, compte en banque, etc.) d\u2019\u00eatre codi\u00adfi\u00e9, enr\u00e9\u00adgi\u00admen\u00adt\u00e9, qu\u2019un num\u00e9\u00adro de plus, un num\u00e9\u00adro de moins ne les g\u00eane plus et qu\u2019ils s\u2019y pr\u00e9\u00adci\u00adpitent t\u00eate bais\u00ads\u00e9e, presque heu\u00adreux d\u2019\u00eatre \u00e0 l\u2019extr\u00eame pointe de ce qu\u2019ils prennent sans doute pour le progr\u00e8s.<\/p>\n<p>Loin de moi l\u2019id\u00e9e de nier le pro\u00adgr\u00e8s. Il nous a don\u00adn\u00e9 beau\u00adcoup de satis\u00adfac\u00adtions, ne serait-ce que l\u2019ascenseur, la ciga\u00adrette toute faite et le sty\u00adlo \u00e0 bille, mais enfin, gar\u00adder un peu de po\u00e9\u00adsie dans tout cela ne mes\u00adsi\u00e9\u00adrait point et les Landes seront tou\u00adjours plus \u00e9vo\u00adca\u00adtrices de soleil chaud, d\u2019odeur de r\u00e9sine et de bruit des vagues que le d\u00e9par\u00adte\u00adment&nbsp;40.<\/p>\n<p>[\/\u200bSymphorien\/\u200b]<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Les P.T.T. ont r\u00e9cem\u00adment lan\u00adc\u00e9 une inno\u00adva\u00adtion sur le mar\u00adch\u00e9&nbsp;: celle de la trans\u00adfor\u00adma\u00adtion des noms des d\u00e9par\u00adte\u00adments par des chiffres. Les C\u00f4tes-du-Nord deve\u00adnaient 22, les Bouches-du-Rh\u00f4ne deve\u00adnaient 13, etc. Quant aux d\u00e9par\u00adte\u00adments de l\u2019ancienne Seine-et-Oise pour les\u00adquels (en dehors de l\u2019horrible Seine-Saint-Denis) on avait trou\u00adv\u00e9 des noms agr\u00e9ables et cham\u00adp\u00eatres, ils deve\u00adnaient vul\u00adgai\u00adre\u00adment&nbsp;pour&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[517],"tags":[],"ppma_author":[540],"class_list":["post-4222","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-lintrus-n3-3-fevrier-1966"],"authors":[{"term_id":540,"user_id":1,"is_guest":0,"slug":"admin_3gikpwyf","display_name":"Vincent Dubuc","avatar_url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/d015720652c25fd2ced191ade86430094e1f288a17483713e3b34d26dea52507?s=96&d=mm&r=g","author_category":"","user_url":"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net","last_name":"Dubuc","first_name":"Vincent","job_title":"","description":""}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4222","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4222"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4222\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4222"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4222"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4222"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/ppma_author?post=4222"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}