{"id":4326,"date":"1958-01-31T00:19:22","date_gmt":"1958-01-31T00:19:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/2021\/07\/13\/avec-le-sourire\/"},"modified":"2025-07-20T21:39:23","modified_gmt":"2025-07-20T21:39:23","slug":"avec-le-sourire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/1958\/01\/31\/avec-le-sourire\/","title":{"rendered":"Avec le sourire"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"pdfprnt-buttons pdfprnt-buttons-post pdfprnt-top-right\"><a href=\"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4326?print=pdf\" class=\"pdfprnt-button pdfprnt-button-pdf\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/wp-content\/plugins\/pdf-print\/images\/pdf.png\" alt=\"image_pdf\" title=\"Afficher le PDF\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4326?print=print\" class=\"pdfprnt-button pdfprnt-button-print\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/wp-content\/plugins\/pdf-print\/images\/print.png\" alt=\"image_print\" title=\"Contenu imprim\u00e9\"><\/a><\/div><div align=\"justify\">\n<p>Un soir, apr\u00e8s avoir ver\u00ads\u00e9 \u00e0 ses chers-z-audi\u00adteurs leur ration quo\u00adti\u00addienne de Zap\u00adpy Max, Radio-Dura\u00adton affi\u00adcha ce clas\u00adsique de Cour\u00adte\u00adline&nbsp;: <b>Le Train de 8&nbsp;h&nbsp;47<\/b>.<\/p>\n<p>L\u2019auditeur allait enfin\u200a\u2014\u200aune fois n\u2019est pas cou\u00adtume\u200a\u2014\u200a\u00e9chap\u00adper \u00e0 ce \u00ab&nbsp;radio-cro\u00adchet&nbsp;\u00bb, o\u00f9 d\u2019abusifs com\u00admer\u00ad\u00e7ants orga\u00adnisent sur les ondes, pour la plus grande gloire d\u2019une bonne-tisane-pour-le-foie ou d\u2019une nou\u00advelle les\u00adsive-qui-lave-plus-blanc, des spec\u00adtacles indignes d\u2019une salle de patro\u00adnage de chef-lieu de canton.<\/p>\n<p>Mais le m\u00eame poste, dont le mau\u00advais go\u00fbt ne cesse de s\u2019affirmer avec un suc\u00adc\u00e8s crois\u00adsant \u00e0 tra\u00advers ces \u00e9mis\u00adsions-concours d\u2019une vul\u00adga\u00adri\u00adt\u00e9 qui ne s\u2019explique que par le d\u00e9sir de s\u2019aligner au plus bas niveau de la masse, r\u00e9ser\u00advait une sur\u00adprise de taille \u00e0 son fid\u00e8le public. Un cen\u00adseur vigi\u00adlant avait sou\u00addain d\u00e9cou\u00advert, \u00e0 la lec\u00adture des p\u00e9r\u00e9\u00adgri\u00adna\u00adtions de Cro\u00adque\u00adbol et La Guillau\u00admette, que les deux cava\u00adliers en vir\u00e9e n\u2019allaient rien moins qu\u2019\u00e0 une pre\u00admi\u00e8re communion.<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\">\u25a0<\/h4>\n<p>Dilemme sha\u00adkes\u00adpea\u00adrien&nbsp;: jouer ou ne pas jouer&nbsp;? Et c\u2019est l\u00e0 que s\u2019affirma le g\u00e9nie de ce p\u00e8re Soupe ano\u00adnyme. Certes, nos deux h\u00e9ros ne pou\u00advaient d\u00e9cem\u00adment se rendre o\u00f9 vous savez. Il fal\u00adlait donc inven\u00adter un biais qui m\u00e9na\u00adge\u00e2t les chastes oreilles des audi\u00adteurs, habi\u00adtu\u00e9s comme cha\u00adcun sait \u00e0 l\u2019humour fin et d\u00e9li\u00adcat des boni\u00admen\u00adteurs du T\u00e9l\u00e9-Cir\u00adcus et du Radio-Th\u00e9\u00e2tre.<\/p>\n<p>Il eut donc cette trou\u00advaille&nbsp;: nos deux mili\u00adtaires en goguette \u00e9choue\u00adraient non au \u00ab&nbsp;grand 16&nbsp;\u00bb mais\u2026 dans un repaire de faux-mon\u00adnayeurs&nbsp;! Avouez que cette petite astuce m\u00e8ne\u00adra loin son auteur si les petits cochons ne le reniflent pas trop fort avant qu\u2019il ne retombe en enfance.<\/p>\n<p>Ces \u00ab&nbsp;dames&nbsp;\u00bb ayant ain\u00adsi \u00e9t\u00e9 pri\u00e9es de faire valoir leurs attraits ailleurs que sur les ondes, M.&nbsp;Fr\u00e9\u00add\u00e9\u00adric, leur grand patron, deve\u00adnait pro\u00adba\u00adble\u00adment, pour les besoins du sc\u00e9\u00adna\u00adrio, un redou\u00adtable chef de gang exer\u00ad\u00e7ant dans l\u2019ombre d\u2019une cave sa cou\u00adpable indus\u00adtrie. (Je dis \u00ab&nbsp;pro\u00adba\u00adble\u00adment&nbsp;\u00bb car\u200a\u2014\u200aet je m\u2019en repen\u00adti\u00adrai toute ma vie\u200a\u2014\u200aje n\u2019ai pas enten\u00addu cette incroyable ver\u00adsion due aux m\u00e9di\u00adta\u00adtions labo\u00adrieuses d\u2019un \u00ab&nbsp;rewri\u00adter&nbsp;\u00bb visi\u00adble\u00adment sous-aliment\u00e9.)<\/p>\n<h4 style=\"text-align: center;\">\u25a0<\/h4>\n<p>Cha\u00adcun go\u00fb\u00adte\u00adra comme moi, je pense, \u00ab&nbsp;l\u2019h\u00e9naurmit\u00e9&nbsp;\u00bb de cette adap\u00adta\u00adtion qui abou\u00adtis\u00adsait \u00e0 pri\u00adver La Guillau\u00admette et son com\u00adp\u00e8re d\u2019un plai\u00adsir que le bon Cour\u00adte\u00adline n\u2019avait pas cru devoir leur refu\u00adser et qui \u00e9tait le but m\u00eame de leur \u00e9qui\u00adp\u00e9e sous la pluie \u00e0 tra\u00advers les rues de Bar-le-Duc.<\/p>\n<p>Si le brave capi\u00adtaine Hur\u00adlu\u00adret \u00e9tait \u00e0 l\u2019\u00e9coute ce soir-l\u00e0, il a d\u00fb en avoir le souffle coup\u00e9&nbsp;!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Chris\u00adtian Gatinais<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Un soir, apr\u00e8s avoir ver\u00ads\u00e9 \u00e0 ses chers-z-audi\u00ad\u00adteurs leur ration quo\u00adti\u00addienne de Zap\u00adpy Max, Radio-Dura\u00ad\u00adton affi\u00adcha ce clas\u00adsique de Cour\u00adte\u00adline&nbsp;: Le Train de 8&nbsp;h&nbsp;47. L\u2019auditeur allait enfin\u200a\u2014\u200aune fois n\u2019est pas cou\u00adtume\u200a\u2014\u200a\u00e9chap\u00adper \u00e0 ce \u00ab&nbsp;radio-cro\u00ad\u00adchet&nbsp;\u00bb, o\u00f9 d\u2019abusifs com\u00admer\u00ad\u00e7ants orga\u00adnisent sur les ondes, pour la plus grande gloire d\u2019une bonne-tisane-pour-le-foie ou d\u2019une nou\u00advelle les\u00ad\u00adsive-qui-lave-plus-blanc, des spec\u00adtacles indignes&nbsp;[\u2026]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":48,"featured_media":4836,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"wp-custom-template-page-d-article","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[525],"tags":[547],"ppma_author":[716],"class_list":["post-4326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-liberte-n1-31-janvier-1958","tag-humour"],"authors":[{"term_id":716,"user_id":48,"is_guest":0,"slug":"christian-gatinais","display_name":"Christian Gatinais","avatar_url":"https:\/\/secure.gravatar.com\/avatar\/3e1d1ce0a0d64c55c69413f8acc75ebce03ee783d97f2c64c68364cf5afb4458?s=96&d=mm&r=g","author_category":"","user_url":"","last_name":"Gatinais","first_name":"Christian","job_title":"","description":""}],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/48"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4326"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4326\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9117,"href":"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4326\/revisions\/9117"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4836"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4326"},{"taxonomy":"author","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/ppma_author?post=4326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}