{"id":4327,"date":"1958-01-31T00:20:17","date_gmt":"1958-01-31T00:20:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/2021\/07\/13\/il-nous-faudrait-une-bonne-guerre\/"},"modified":"2025-07-20T21:41:44","modified_gmt":"2025-07-20T21:41:44","slug":"il-nous-faudrait-une-bonne-guerre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/1958\/01\/31\/il-nous-faudrait-une-bonne-guerre\/","title":{"rendered":"Il nous faudrait une bonne guerre"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"pdfprnt-buttons pdfprnt-buttons-post pdfprnt-top-right\"><a href=\"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4327?print=pdf\" class=\"pdfprnt-button pdfprnt-button-pdf\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/wp-content\/plugins\/pdf-print\/images\/pdf.png\" alt=\"image_pdf\" title=\"Afficher le PDF\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4327?print=print\" class=\"pdfprnt-button pdfprnt-button-print\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/la-presse-anarchiste.net\/wp-content\/plugins\/pdf-print\/images\/print.png\" alt=\"image_print\" title=\"Contenu imprim\u00e9\"><\/a><\/div><div align=\"justify\">\n<p>Les sculp\u00adteurs grecs et latins ont repr\u00e9\u00adsen\u00adt\u00e9 le dieu de la guerre sous les traits d\u2019un jeune homme, res\u00adsem\u00adblant suc\u00adces\u00adsi\u00adve\u00adment \u00e0 Gil\u00adbert B\u00e9caud ou \u00e0 Ber\u00adnard Buf\u00adfet, afin de don\u00adner sous ces deux aspects\u200a\u2014\u200arec\u00adto et ver\u00adso\u200a\u2014\u200aenti\u00e8re satis\u00adfac\u00adtion \u00e0 V\u00e9nus et au divin et sublime amant de Gany\u00adm\u00e8de. Le moyen \u00e2ge, au long de ses danses macabres, repr\u00e9\u00adsen\u00adta la guerre sous l\u2019aspect d\u2019un sque\u00adlette por\u00adtant une longue \u00e9p\u00e9e, un sus\u00adpen\u00adsoir avan\u00adta\u00adgeux et \u00e0 double usage, con\u00e7u pour sou\u00adte\u00adnir un large bra\u00adque\u00admart homi\u00adcide, une bourse pour les hom\u00admages \u00e0 la d\u00e9esse aim\u00e9e des mili\u00adtaires et un gra\u00adcieux cha\u00adpeau \u00e0 plumes.<\/p>\n<p>Notre accou\u00adtre\u00adment pour \u00eatre moins galant, n\u2019en \u00e9tait pas moins mar\u00adtial, au moins au d\u00e9but. L\u2019uniforme num\u00e9\u00adro 1 com\u00adpor\u00adtant k\u00e9pi-pom\u00adpon, \u00e9pau\u00adlettes, fusil \u00e0 r\u00e9p\u00e9\u00adti\u00adtion, havre\u00adsac, ba\u00efon\u00adnette (qua\u00addran\u00adgu\u00adlaire pour per\u00adfo\u00adrer sans recours le voi\u00adsin d\u2019en face), pis\u00adto\u00adlet Ruby, cou\u00adteau \u00e0 d\u00e9pe\u00adcer, devaient rapi\u00adde\u00adment conna\u00eetre les boues et les rouilles aux\u00adquelles sont vou\u00e9es depuis trois mil\u00adl\u00e9\u00adnaires les jeunes g\u00e9n\u00e9\u00adra\u00adtions les mieux consti\u00adtu\u00e9es du bas\u00adsin \u00e9g\u00e9en et envi\u00adrons imm\u00e9diats.<\/p>\n<p>Ce qui com\u00adplique tout, c\u2019est la pr\u00e9\u00adsence des tri\u00adbus sau\u00advages, des Peaux-Rouges, chas\u00adseurs de che\u00adve\u00adlures blondes (sweet babies doll) et man\u00adgeurs de p\u00e9trole, venus com\u00adbattre les Cimbres et les Teutons.<\/p>\n<p>Qui nous ren\u00addra les gen\u00adtilles guerres du P\u00e9lo\u00adpon\u00adn\u00e8se (sui\u00advies de cross-coun\u00adtry et mara\u00adthons d\u2019honneur), les guerres d\u2019Italie si bien des\u00adcen\u00addues par Bona\u00adparte, et les joyeuses exp\u00e9\u00addi\u00adtions coloniales&nbsp;:<\/p>\n<p>As-tu vu la cas\u00adquette, la casquette\u2026?<\/p>\n<p>Nous vou\u00adlons, nous r\u00e9cla\u00admons, avec ou sans cas\u00adquette, un p\u00e8re Bugeaud, s\u2019appel\u00e2t-il Mal\u00adraux, de Gaulle ou Pou\u00adjade. Le nom importe peu, c\u2019est le coup de pied au cul que nous appe\u00adlons, au nom de la Patrie, en dan\u00adger depuis Vercing\u00e9torix.<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p><em>Mili\u00adtaires de tous les&nbsp;pays<\/em><br>\n<em>Unis\u00adsez-vous\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>D\u2019ailleurs, je crois que \u00e7a y&nbsp;est.<\/p>\n<p>La lutte finale est pour demain, ils se d\u00e9bar\u00adras\u00adse\u00adront une bonne fois des civils.<\/p>\n<p>L\u2019adjudant Flick est en train de gagner la der\u00adni\u00e8re manche.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: right;\">Florent Fels<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Les sculp\u00adteurs grecs et latins ont repr\u00e9\u00adsen\u00adt\u00e9 le dieu de la guerre sous les traits d\u2019un jeune homme, res\u00adsem\u00adblant suc\u00adces\u00adsi\u00adve\u00adment \u00e0 Gil\u00adbert B\u00e9caud ou \u00e0 Ber\u00adnard Buf\u00adfet, afin de don\u00adner sous ces deux aspects\u200a\u2014\u200arec\u00adto et ver\u00adso\u200a\u2014\u200aenti\u00e8re satis\u00adfac\u00adtion \u00e0 V\u00e9nus et au divin et sublime amant de Gany\u00adm\u00e8de. 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